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This is a postcard from Rockland, Maine, and towns close by.
I bought a car in 2015. One of the purchase incentives was a travel coupon I could redeem for a free hotel in Paris, $50 flights to Hawaii, etc.
The breakwater was 700,000 tons of granite... stretched eight-tenths of a mile to protect the harbor
Gina and I read the literature carefully and chose a hotel in Maine. We paid for an upgrade and ended up getting a suite at a good hotel in Rockland for about 30% off. Not bad, but I had to buy a $28,000 car to get the deal.
And so, in late October, 2017 - stopping in Pennsylvania on the way out and Niagara Falls on the way back - we drove to Rockland, Maine, population 7300. The region is called the "Mid Coast" and the city is on West Penobscot Bay, halfway between Portland and Bar Harbor.
For the purposes of tourism and general commerce, Rockland is essentially one thoroughfare: Main Street.
Neighborhoods were clumped around downtown, and businesses dotted Rockland here and there: banks, gas stations, insurance agencies, the odd restaurant or bar. For the most part, though, if you're going out in Rockland, you're going to Main Street.
A majority of buildings had a red brick second floor, but they all sported different color combinations at ground level. The town offered a variety of restaurants - seafood, Italian, hipster American, sandwiches - and there were plenty of museums, galleries, bookstores, and shops.
Shoulder season had almost ended and the sidewalks were empty. The locals were neither obsequious nor surly, as they can be in tourist towns - instead, everyone was just pleasant.
After an hour, I was sold. Rockland was charming. Not coffee table book perfect, not smarmy, but nice. Real.
- The Rockland Breakwater and Lighthouse
- Center for Maine Contemporary Art
- The Farnsworth Art Museum
- Maine Lighthouse Museum
The breakwater was 700,000 tons of granite, shaped like a tall trapezoid sitting on the sea floor, stretched eight-tenths of a mile to protect the harbor. The trek to the lighthouse on cut stones required attention and balance, it was cold and windy, and the lighthouse itself was not particularly interesting, but I enjoyed the walk.
Pound for pound, the Maine Lighthouse Museum had the best gift shop in central Maine
We experienced a deathbed moment at the Center for Maine Contemporary Art. As I held my son Francis - 15 months old at the time - he explained a painting to me in fake words and sounds. What he said made no sense, but he was speaking to me. He pointed, he gestured, he inflected. It was astonishing.
The Farnsworth Art Museum was a lovely set of buildings with a large collection of American art - in particular, all three Wyeths.
The collection at the Maine Lighthouse Museum had a DIY feel, but we liked it. We learned that lighthouses have their own distinctive colors and patterns for daytime identification, as well as specific blast patterns for nighttime recognition.
Those details are kept in a catalog called a light list. For example, the Owls Head Light is a cylindrical tower, all white with a black lantern, and its fog signal is two blasts every 20 seconds.
I should also note that, pound for pound, the Maine Lighthouse Museum had the best gift shop in central Maine.
Outside of Rockland
Owls Head: no apostrophe. It's a ten minute drive southeast of Rockland.
If you are ever in the area, you must see both.
Twenty minutes north of Rockland on Highway 1 is the pretty town of Camden.
We passed through it to get to Camden Hills State Park. We aren't hikers, but we walk every day and the trek to the top of Mount Battie was perfect for us: 1.1 miles, 590 ft elevation. Just challenging enough to be fun, not at all difficult.
After the hike, we went into Camden and had dinner at the Hartstone Inn. It was not cheap, but it was worth every penny.
We visited other towns and ate at other fine restaurants, but they were much further away and I'll save them for another postcard.
We loved Maine. Rockland was an excellent introduction to the state and a great base for our excursions.
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